Anything involving cell phones.
Here's how it's gonna be when I'm made President
and Dictator for Life.
Every car, truck, minivan, or other four wheeled vehicle
in the country will have a twelve inch stainless steel spike
in the center of the steering column. When a cell phone signal
is detected within two feet of the steering wheel, the spike will
automatically extend out towards the drivers chest. It will remain
extended until the signal is no longer present.
I believe that this will properly focus the attention of the driver on
the most important task at hand, which of course, is actually driving
If on the other hand, the clueless cell phone operator causes an accident,
or otherwise screws up and fails to pay attention to their actual interaction
with other traffic on the road.....well then , it'll only happen the once,eh ??