OK, more seriously...
...coming up on 72,000 miles on my 1999.
Low beam early on.
Shocks replaced with Ohlins at around 30,000.
Rear engine seal around 70,000.
That's about it.
Of course, lots of tires, oil changes, etc. On just my second front brake pads, third rear.
Do all my own service, with the exception of the rear seal and periodic Motronic checks.
Plan on rebulding the Ohlins some time this winter (they've gotten just a tad "bouncy"). Also ordered new coolant hoses (4). Figure 6 years is enough on hoses and it's cheap insurance.
So far the most reliable bike I've ever owned.