Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: New York, NY, USA
Yes, I rode my bike 120 miles round trip to have a fried catfish lunch. When I got home my cam chain broke broke and I bent all my valves and destroyed my pistons, BMW wants $4,567 to repair engine. Then I noticed a puddle under my rear end, new final drive installed for only $2,435. As I coasted into my garage (downhill) and tried to stop I saw that my ABS module was malfunctioning, $2,324. My Xenon headlight bulb wore out and BMW wants $274 to replace it. Somehow the electrical system fried my ZFE board, $856 plus installation.
The catfish was great. Damn that bike is fast. Life is good. Just found a placard under the seat that says in German, " Do Not Operate Without Extended Warranty". Should have studied German in high school instead of French....
*****EDIT: please note this is not real, it is satire *******
2008 K1200GT, Custom Paint, Vivid Black, Aeroflow WS & Aeroguards, Givi E52 Maxia Topcase w/AdMore Lighting, Zumo 660, Suburban Footpeg Lowering, Sargent Seat
2009 R1200GS Adventure, Magnesium Grey/Black, Adventure Cases, Zumo 660, Touratech Unobtanium Accessories
1974 Norton Commando 850 Soon to be a restoration project
Last edited by lhendrick; Jan 16th, 2015 at 10:04 am.