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A man applying for a job at a Mildura Lemon Orchard seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

He replied: "I've been divorced three times, bought a Leyland P76, a Beta video player and took up all theTelstra floats. Then I voted for Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard. How am I doing so far?"
 

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why are cyclones named after women
the answer ,when they first start they are all wet and wild
when they leave they take your house and car and everything else they can
 
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