This is an example of one of my favorite Forum Dance Numbers
Step 1. Register for forum;
Step 2. Type long, barely intelligible diatribe that kinda describes something. Imply you were treated unfairly despite doing nothing wrong ever;
Step 3. Pop back in once or twice to read comment, noting that some Big Meanieheads are not really buying your story;
Step 4. Briefly consider answering questions or providing clarity;
Step 5. Realize that’s not going to work;
Step 6. Chuck a big sad;
Step 7. Disappear.
Step 1. Register for forum;
Step 2. Type long, barely intelligible diatribe that kinda describes something. Imply you were treated unfairly despite doing nothing wrong ever;
Step 3. Pop back in once or twice to read comment, noting that some Big Meanieheads are not really buying your story;
Step 4. Briefly consider answering questions or providing clarity;
Step 5. Realize that’s not going to work;
Step 6. Chuck a big sad;
Step 7. Disappear.
