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An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so

advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it
in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can
take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have
him looking for work in four weeks.'

A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so
advanced,we can take half a heart from one person, put
it in another, and
have them both looking for work in
two weeks.'

The Aussie doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Huh!, that's
nothing. We can take an arsehole out of Queensland, put
him in Canberra and have half the country looking for work
within twenty-four hours.
 

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Ruddddd

Did you get that one in Parliament where some opposition member asked the speaker to tell him what the hell Rudd said. My dear ol missus can rave on for ten minutes and I have not a clue what she is on about, but she stays out of government.
 

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Rud the Dud

Yes he is a public servant and by the sounds of it not a very good one.Wish he would just piss off and let some one start making some decisions and running the country.As of July he had instigated 124 'studies'.Typical public servant!
cheers Andrew
 
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